So after this past weekends dusting and last nights blast from Old Man Winter, the local meteoroligists are predicting a "major snow event" for the coming weekend. Early predictions are calling for between 10-12 inches with some areas receiving up to 20 inches.
As we speak, the checkout lines at all major supermarkets are filling up, orders of toilet paper, bread and milk have quadrupled and every Oldsmobuick in town is sitting in line at gas stations for fear that every station sells out of petrol.
I've always questioned how many times a day people in this town use the bathroom during snow storms. I've also wondered why bread is such an important item. Here's a thought...
Learn how to drive, see a doctor about your overactive bladders and colons and, for goodness sakes...stay home!
Coach B
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