In what has to be a shocking event... to him... Gov. Rod Blagojevich, along with his bizarre defenses and tribble covered head, has been voted out of office by a 59-0 vote in the Illinois Senate (I still miss IL politics). Better yet, they also voted 59-0 to prohibit him from ever holding ANY elected office in the State of Illinois again. Buh Bye Rod. Take your insane comparisons of yourself to Gandhi and weird rambling poetry recital defense to the Ranch baybee. Actually, the most amazing thing is that, with all the past IL politicians in jail, this is the first time a Governor has been convicted AND impeached.
"You haven't proved a crime, and you can't because it didn't happen," said Blagojevich. "How can you throw a governor out of office with insufficient and incomplete evidence?" Perhaps it was the RECORDINGS THAT YOU DARED THE FEDS TO MAKE? You bonehead. Sheesh. No doubt the grotesque whirlwind press junket second only to post-election Sarah Palin didn't make you any friends either. By the way, you were supposed to be in court then you moron.
$10 says Blago and his hair have a TV deal within 60 days.
GET THEE TO THE RANCH!
Love, Fess.
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