According to the attorney for Plexiglass Burress, the one-time NFL star reciever has hired a, get this, Prison Consultant, to prepare him for life behind bars. Prison Consultant?
PB: "So what's it like?"
Consultant: "Well it isn't fun."
PB: "Can I bring my 180 inch big screen?
Consultant: "No"
PB: "My Playstation?"
Consultant: "No"
PB: "Can I garage my Bentley on the grounds?"
Consultant: "No"
PB: "OK. But I can bring my Personal Chef, right?"
Consultant: "I'm afraid not."
PB: "But what about my nutrition plan?"
Consultant: "You'll have to eat what every body else eats."
PB: "But my body needs the correct food...I mean, I'm a professional athlete!"
Consultant: "You should have thought about that BEFORE YOU TOOK A GUN INTO A NIGHTCLUB YOU DUMB ASS!!"
Yea, I bet it goes something like that.
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