It's About Time

According to Reuters, a french town has banned elephants from bathing on its beaches for fear that animals excrement could pollute the water and pose a health hazard to other swimmers.

I don't know about you, but that certainly is a downer. There is nothing quite like a playful, frolicking elephant splashing in the water next to you.

I've got an idea that would make anyone's time at the beach more enjoyable. Pass a law that requires bathing and the removal of underarm hair on women. Or, I don't know, ban the wearing of speedos on Jean Pierre and his amis.