All together now...whaaa! The Dallas Cowboys, by that I mean Jerry "I Own This Team" Jones, have severed ties with Terrell Owens. During his time in Dallas, Terrell has;
• compaimed about not being thrown to enough
• wept on national TV
• gotten in a fight with an All-Pro tight end
• missed numerous Pre-season practices
• complained about not being thrown to enough
• driven Bill Parcels out of Dallas
• complained about not being thrown to enough
And,
• successfully avoided winning a championhip ring.
Can't help but wonder what lucky team he is going to help out next. Ranch material? Perhaps.
- Gari B.
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